Not stockings, Hanukkah socks.
TV Show Quotes Quotes
You better pray for a Chrismukkah miracle.
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, “You’re fired!”
Casting Death was horrible. I saw 700 auditions. It’s amazing how many amazing, beautiful, talented actresses of all ethnicities and backgrounds can’t say lines like: “You are the most appalling excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any other plane!” and make it convincing.
I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one. (“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”)
It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.
I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. (Charlie Brown, “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving”)
Operator! Give me the number for 911. (Homer Simpson)
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we’d like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced. Well, not today, but… You saw what happened! Oh, Lord, be honest! […]
Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family. (Homer Simpson)