Andy Rooney Quotes

Dishonesty is a complex thing. Almost no one who steals thinks of himself as a bad person. They’ve talked themselves into believing that they have it coming. Often they feel society has cheated them and owes them something.

I’m not against advertising. It’s okay for Miller to tell us how good their beer is and it’s okay for politicians to tell us how great they are, but I don’t want to hear it from a doctor or a lawyer.