Applying computer technology to a problem is simply a matter of finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.

If E-mail had been around before the telephone was invented people would have said “hey, forget e-mail – with this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people.”

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

The fastest computer of tomorrow won’t do any of the work you need done today. If you’re always willing to wait for the next best thing you’ll never get anywhere.

People who buy Macs are the same people who said BETA is better than VHS 15 years ago.

A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before.

Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work.

The goal of computer science is to build something that will last until we have finished building it!

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.