Be naughty and save Santa the trip.
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What most of us want for Christmas is the day after.
He knows where you’ve been sleeping.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty girls?
As I sat on a sunny bank, On Christmas Day in the morning, I spied three ships come sailing by.
For somehow, not only at Christmas, but all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, is the joy that comes back to you.
Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you, but your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.
Christmas is weird. It’s the only time of year when we love to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of our socks.
Christians believe that the most wonderful thing that can happen to them is to go to Heaven, but few of them are in a hurry to make the trip.
