The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to… uh.
Anonymous Quotes
There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.
The dice play God with the universe.
You can’t steal second base and keep one foot on first.
Censorship is not only ultimately unfair, but it is also ineffective. Whether women are abused in a society has much more to do with the way the men are raised, and little to do with what they watch and read.
Let your pride pardon what your nature needs, the salutary censure of a friend.
Support wildlife. Throw a party.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
Celibate: A member of a union opposed to the union of members.
An eel held by the tail is not yet caught.