The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to… uh.
There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.
Censorship is not only ultimately unfair, but it is also ineffective. Whether women are abused in a society has much more to do with the way the men are raised, and little to do with what they watch and read.
Let your pride pardon what your nature needs, the salutary censure of a friend.
Support wildlife. Throw a party.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
Celibate: A member of a union opposed to the union of members.
An eel held by the tail is not yet caught.
