Cats are like Baptists. They raise hell but you can’t catch them at it.
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They are mystery incarnate These ethereal companions by our side. Though ever independent, never fully known, We are blessed to receive these envoys Of the magic Tiger Tribe.
Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep.
I once had a beautiful kitten, With beautiful ears and pink nose, But alas from a kit to a tomcat With terrible swiftness it grows, I ponder now hour upon hour, As my beautiful kitten grows fat, He was awfully cute as a kitten, But I hadn’t arranged for a cat.
Remember the cat who discovered happiness was in its tail. He could never catch it, but when he ignored it, it followed him everywhere.
It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
When using an old saw, make sure the teeth ain’t broke first.
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
