May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep.
Anonymous Quotes
I once had a beautiful kitten, With beautiful ears and pink nose, But alas from a kit to a tomcat With terrible swiftness it grows, I ponder now hour upon hour, As my beautiful kitten grows fat, He was awfully cute as a kitten, But I hadn’t arranged for a cat.
Remember the cat who discovered happiness was in its tail. He could never catch it, but when he ignored it, it followed him everywhere.
It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.
It is better to be careful a hundred times than to be killed once. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.
