Anonymous Quotes

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.

An uppish class sometimes mistakes itself for an upper class.

Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Cancer cures smoking.

Christians in Norway are so shocked when they hear that Christians in England drink that their mouths drop open and their cigarettes fall right out!

The bitterest misfortune can be covered up with a smile.

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile.