When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
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Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Cancer cures smoking.
Christians in Norway are so shocked when they hear that Christians in England drink that their mouths drop open and their cigarettes fall right out!
Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.
An uppish class sometimes mistakes itself for an upper class.
Smile. It gives your face something to do.
Keep smiling-it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.
