Anonymous Quotes

Smile. It gives your face something to do.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the flower leaves on the heel of the one that crushed it.

Elevators smell different to midgets.

We don’t have to teach the general elements of human nature; – the five senses, seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, and feeling. They are universal; so would religion be were it natural, but it is not.

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.

Little pots soon boil over.

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

Don’t go to sleep, so many people die there. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

If you can’t sleep, try lying on the end of the bed, then you might drop off. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)