When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.

Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?

All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.

Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion

A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.

Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.