When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
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All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.
You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion
A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.
If anybody comes to I, I physics, bleeds and sweats ’em; If after that they choose to die, Why, what care I? I. Lettsom.
At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.
If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.
Diagnosis: a preface to an autopsy.
