Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
Anonymous Quotes
Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.
You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.
“Virus” is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
If anybody comes to I, I physics, bleeds and sweats ’em; If after that they choose to die, Why, what care I? I. Lettsom.
At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.
If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.
