A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.
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Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.
If you can start the day without caffeine, if you can get going without pep pills, if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, if you can understand […]
My dog is a wonderful example of hope and optimism. For ten years she has run to the door every time the bell rings – and never once was it for her.
Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned From My Dog: Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. […]
At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.
If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.
Diagnosis: a preface to an autopsy.
Physicians of the highest rank (To pay their fees, we need a bank), Combine all wisdom, art and skill, Science and sense, in Calomel.
