For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being […]
Anonymous Quotes
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
“Virus” is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
If anybody comes to I, I physics, bleeds and sweats ’em; If after that they choose to die, Why, what care I? I. Lettsom.
At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.
