Anonymous Quotes

At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.

If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.

Diagnosis: a preface to an autopsy.

Physicians of the highest rank (To pay their fees, we need a bank), Combine all wisdom, art and skill, Science and sense, in Calomel.

People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.

What you do when you don’t have to, determines what you will do when you can no longer help it.

Those who can do, do. Those who cannot, simulate.

When there is a great cry that something should be done, you can depend on it that something remarkably silly probably will be done.

If you do what you have always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.

Remember – people willing to roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirts.