Anonymous Quotes

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

“Virus” is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

If anybody comes to I, I physics, bleeds and sweats ’em; If after that they choose to die, Why, what care I? I. Lettsom.

People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.

What you do when you don’t have to, determines what you will do when you can no longer help it.

Those who can do, do. Those who cannot, simulate.

When there is a great cry that something should be done, you can depend on it that something remarkably silly probably will be done.

If you do what you have always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.

Remember – people willing to roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirts.