When there is a great cry that something should be done, you can depend on it that something remarkably silly probably will be done.
Anonymous Quotes
If you do what you have always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead’s.
In Europe, a hundred kilometers is a long distance, in the United States, a hundred years is a long time.
Blind faith in bad leadership is not patriotism.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.
Seminars, n.: From “semi” and “arse”, hence, any half-assed discussion.
Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so.”
It’s far more important to know what person the disease has than what disease the person has.
