You know you’re getting too old when the candles cost more that the cake.
Bob Hope Quotes
I’m so old, they’ve canceled my blood type.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
When I was a kid the adults told us what to do: now the kids are telling me what to do; when do I get my ups?
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I’ll tell ‘ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
I don’t generally feel anything until noon, then it’s time for my nap.
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
I would have won the Academy Award if not for one thing – my pictures.