Bob Hope Quotes

I don’t generally feel anything until noon, then it’s time for my nap.

You know you’re getting too old when the candles cost more that the cake.

I’m so old, they’ve canceled my blood type.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

When I was a kid the adults told us what to do: now the kids are telling me what to do; when do I get my ups?

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I’ll tell ‘ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

I would have won the Academy Award if not for one thing – my pictures.