Every time Gene Kelly starts dancing, Fred Astaire starts counting his money.
Bob Hope Quotes
If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned how to dance, waiting in line for the bathroom.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.
The audience was swell. They were so polite, they covered their mouths when they yawned.
If they liked you, they didn’t applaud – they just let you live. (on vaudeville)
I’m half British, half American. My passport has an eagle with a tea bag in its beak.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.