If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
George Carlin Quotes
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they’re either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they’ve learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting […]
A crazy person doesn’t really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.
I don’t have hobbies, I have interests. Hobbies cost money. Interests are free.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with.
Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?
A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I’m messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist.
That whole TGIF thing was cute for about an hour, and that was 65 years ago when someone first said it on the radio. Not cute anymore, time to start bombing these locations. TGI Fridays, if I had a place like that you know what I would call it? HSIOW, Holy Shit It’s Only Wednesday. […]
