I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx Quotes
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Don’t point that beard at me, it might go off.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.
You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
