I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx Quotes
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party.
Don’t point that beard at me, it might go off.