Groucho Marx Quotes

I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.

You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.