Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx Quotes
I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.
Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says ‘yes’, you know he is crooked.
Home is where you hang your head.
