Age Quotes

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

When a woman reaches twenty-six in America, she’s on the slide. It’s downhill all the way from then on. It doesn’t give you a tremendous feeling of confidence and well-being.

Old age is like climbing a mountain. You climb from ledge to ledge. The higher you get, the more tired and breathless you become, but your views become more extensive.

As you get older, you find that often the wheat, disentangling itself from the chaff, comes out to meet you.

Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men’s nurses.

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.

A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.