Age Quotes

When you’re eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Old, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an “old man”. Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an “old” book.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. (at 73)

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

At my age flowers scare me.

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

I’ve never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.