Age Quotes

Old age is like climbing a mountain. You climb from ledge to ledge. The higher you get, the more tired and breathless you become, but your views become more extensive.

As you get older, you find that often the wheat, disentangling itself from the chaff, comes out to meet you.

Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men’s nurses.

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.

A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.

The old repeat themselves and the young have nothing to say. The boredom is mutual.

Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.