Airplanes Quotes

The Federal Aviation Administration has come up with a list of 30 changes to make air travel safer. No. 1 on the list: no more crashes.

In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours – one hour for flying, and the other to get to the airport.

You always write it’s bombing, bombing, bombing. It’s not bombing, it’s air support. (, complaining to reporters about their coverage of the Vietnam War.)

I did not fully understand the dread term ‘terminal illness’ until I saw Heathrow for myself.

The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.

Without luggage or defenses, giving up my car keys and my cash, keeping only a pack of Salem cigarettes the way a child holds on to a toy. I signed myself in where a stranger puts the inked-in X’s.

It’s no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase “As pretty as an airport” appear.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?