Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.
Alcohol Quotes
Something has been said for sobriety but very little.
One evening in October, when I was one-third sober, An’ taking home a ‘load’ with manly pride; My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came up an’ lay down by my side; Then we sang ‘It’s all fair weather when good fellows get together,’ Till a […]
I never wrote so much as a line worth a nickel when I was under the influence of alcohol.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Drunks like to talk. We talked. We drank. We drank again. (on meeting Ernest Hemingway)
Brandy: n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. Dose, a headful all the time. Brandy is said by Dr, Johnson to be the drink of heroes. Only a hero will venture to drink it.
Alcohol began to compete with my energies – I’d lose focus.
Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker.
