Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold – in these are sunk – The hopes of all men and of every nation.
Alcohol Quotes
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.
Drunkenness is the ruin of reason. It is premature old age. It is temporary death.
