To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy, and fill his snuffbox, is like giving a pair of laced ruffles to a man that has never a shirt on his back.
Alcohol Quotes
America has too many fake Irish pubs. Giving your bar an Irish name doesn’t make it a pub. The word pub is earned the hard way: tons and tons of puke and thousands of shattered cheekbones.
For when the wine is in, the whit is out.
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me. (when told to turn from drinking 12 pints plus 2-3 bottles of whisky a day)
I don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony.
Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
