The harder it is to make a wine the easier it is to drink.
Alcohol Quotes
People who don’t drink are afraid of revealing themselves.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold – in these are sunk – The hopes of all men and of every nation.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
