God made me an atheist. Who am I to argue with Him?

God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?

They now have a 900 number for atheists. When you call, nobody answers and you get charged for the call.

I tried atheism for a while, but my faith just wasn’t strong enough.

Atheists believe that Nobody is responsible for this mess.

Fear those who fear not God.

An atheist is one point beyond the devil.

The Atheists Prayer: Our Nothing, which art Nowhere, give us this day our daily bread, and deliver us from: Abbots and Abbesses, Acolytes, Amish, Anabaptists, Angeli, Anglicans, Animists, Anthems, Anthropomorphists, Apocalypses, Appolinarianists, Archbishops, Archdeacons, Archimandrites, Augustinians, Ayatollahs, Bahaists, Baptists, Benedictines, Bibles, Bishops including Bishops of Rome, Blackfriars, Bonzes, Brahmism and Brahmists, Buddhism and Buddhists, Calvinists, […]