Atheism Quotes

God made me an atheist. Who am I to argue with Him?

God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?

They now have a 900 number for atheists. When you call, nobody answers and you get charged for the call.

I am an intransigent atheist, but not a militant one. This means that I am an uncompromising advocate of reason and that I am fighting “for” reason, not “against” religion. I must also mention that I do respect religion in its philosophical aspects, in the sense that it represents an early form of philosophy.

For Shakespeare, in the matter of religion, the choice lay between Christianity and nothing. He chose nothing.

I might qualify as the most hardened atheist, and I have not the slightest need to believe in stuff that is not in some way verifiable.

He’s the type of guy that has to talk to God because nobody else will listen to him.

I do not attend church regularly because I already found “God.” But “God” isn’t what you think it is. “God” is a screaming child in Ethiopia whose kidneys have shut down and is about to die from starvation. “God” is a dumpster in Vatican City where urchins (just as in every city in the world) […]

An atheist is a man who believes himself to be an accident.

I might have become a Catholic if the Church were a little hipper. Like if the host were fudge, I’d be there for that. Body of Christ, with or without nuts.