Atheism Quotes

God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?

They now have a 900 number for atheists. When you call, nobody answers and you get charged for the call.

I tried atheism for a while, but my faith just wasn’t strong enough.

He’s the type of guy that has to talk to God because nobody else will listen to him.

I do not attend church regularly because I already found “God.” But “God” isn’t what you think it is. “God” is a screaming child in Ethiopia whose kidneys have shut down and is about to die from starvation. “God” is a dumpster in Vatican City where urchins (just as in every city in the world) […]

An atheist is a man who believes himself to be an accident.

I might have become a Catholic if the Church were a little hipper. Like if the host were fudge, I’d be there for that. Body of Christ, with or without nuts.

That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget

To me, faith is not better because it is atheistic rather than theistic. I am an atheist because of a “lack” of faith, “not” because of a different faith.

God is dead and no one cares. If there is a hell, I’ll see you there.