The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Average Quotes
Remember, before you repeat a story, ask yourself: is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary? If not, do not repeat it. Keep quiet. Great minds discuss ideas – Average minds discuss events – Shallow minds discuss people – Which are you?
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
The average man doesn’t want to be free. He wants to be safe.
The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
I consider myself an average man, except in the fact that I consider myself an average man.
Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common.
I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.
