Average Quotes

Average is like having one foot in ice water and one foot in scalding water – on the average you are comfortable.

The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

You can’t make a baby in one month, even if you make nine women pregnant.

Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to be the average man.

Remember that ‘average’ is simply the best of the poorest and the poorest of the best.

Remember, before you repeat a story, ask yourself: is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary? If not, do not repeat it. Keep quiet. Great minds discuss ideas – Average minds discuss events – Shallow minds discuss people – Which are you?

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

The average man doesn’t want to be free. He wants to be safe.

The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.