Average Quotes

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.

A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.

Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn’t turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever searching and striving to become the best they possibly can. If we seek the average level we cannot hope to […]

Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs – bank vice presidents, insurance salesman, auditors, secretaries of defense – and you’ll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress. Now look at the real successes, the […]

Not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down.

The average person thinks he isn’t.

Half the people you know are below average.

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable.

On the average, everybody has one testicle.