I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Bank Quotes
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
You don’t put robbers to work in a bank.
It is better that a man should tyrannize over his bank balance than over his fellow citizens.
The fascists of the 21st century aren’t going to come with swastikas and billy clubs. They’re going to come with clerical collars and lawyers, and they’ll sue their critics into bankruptcy.
I cried all the way to the bank. (In response to negative reviews)
By means of the banking system the distribution of capital as a special business, a social function, is taken out of the hands of the private capitalists and usurers. But at the same time, banking and credit become the most effective means of driving captialist production beyond its own limits and one of the most […]
Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer.
The banker: I’m an autocratic figure in these democratic states. I’m a dandy demonstration of hereditary traits. As the children of the baker bake the most delicious breads, As the sons of Casanova fill the most exclusive beds, As the Barrymores, the Roosevelts, and others I could name Inherited the talents that perpetuate their fame, […]
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
