A banker is a person who is willing to make a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show that you don’t need it.
Bank Quotes
Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made
It is not by augmenting the capital of the country, but by rendering a greater part of that capital active and productive than would otherwise be so, that the most judicious operations of banking can increase the industry of the country.
What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?
Because that’s where the money is. (when asked why he robs banks)
The quite legal trickery is in the creation by the banks of credit money and charging the community interest on it whilst, in reality, it only exists in bank records.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.