Bed Quotes

To bed, to bed! there’s knocking at the gate: come, come, come, come, give me your hand. What’s done cannot be undone. – To bed, to bed, to bed! (Macbeth)

I give unto my wife my second best bed. (his will)

My bed is like a little boat; Nurse helps me in when I embark; She girds me in my sailor’s coat And starts me in the dark. At night I go on board and say Good-night to all my friends on shore; I shut my eyes and sail away And see and hear no more. […]

I feel like I’m in a rut. Every time I go to bed at night, I find myself just getting up again in the morning.

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.

The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn’t the kind that folds.

Whoever thinks of going; to bed before ten o’clock is a scoundrel.

Ship ahoy, my Little Skipper, It’s time to sail for Blanket Bay! Climb aboard your baby clipper, But don’t you drift too far away.