My bed is like a little boat; Nurse helps me in when I embark; She girds me in my sailor’s coat And starts me in the dark. At night I go on board and say Good-night to all my friends on shore; I shut my eyes and sail away And see and hear no more. […]
Bed Quotes
I feel like I’m in a rut. Every time I go to bed at night, I find myself just getting up again in the morning.
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn’t the kind that folds.
Whoever thinks of going; to bed before ten o’clock is a scoundrel.
Ship ahoy, my Little Skipper, It’s time to sail for Blanket Bay! Climb aboard your baby clipper, But don’t you drift too far away.
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.
The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.
