I feel like I’m in a rut. Every time I go to bed at night, I find myself just getting up again in the morning.
Bed Quotes
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn’t the kind that folds.
Whoever thinks of going; to bed before ten o’clock is a scoundrel.
Ship ahoy, my Little Skipper, It’s time to sail for Blanket Bay! Climb aboard your baby clipper, But don’t you drift too far away.
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, The bed be blest that I lie on. Four angels to my bed. Four angels round my head, One to watch, and one to pray, And two to bear my soul away.
If you Cosmopolitan editors stopped obsessing about men, you could focus your brainpower on the Middle East Peace Process, health care, Social Security or the federal budget surplus. I bet you could give us some important insights into these issues! Or at least tell us how to drive them wild in bed.
In bed we laugh, in bed we cry; And, born in bed, in bed we die. The near approach a bed may show Of human bliss to human woe.
