Bed Quotes

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.

The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn’t the kind that folds.

Whoever thinks of going; to bed before ten o’clock is a scoundrel.

Ship ahoy, my Little Skipper, It’s time to sail for Blanket Bay! Climb aboard your baby clipper, But don’t you drift too far away.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry; And, born in bed, in bed we die. The near approach a bed may show Of human bliss to human woe.

Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first, being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.