If you Cosmopolitan editors stopped obsessing about men, you could focus your brainpower on the Middle East Peace Process, health care, Social Security or the federal budget surplus. I bet you could give us some important insights into these issues! Or at least tell us how to drive them wild in bed.
Bed Quotes
In bed we laugh, in bed we cry; And, born in bed, in bed we die. The near approach a bed may show Of human bliss to human woe.
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first, being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Burton’s “Anatomy of Melancholy”, he said, was the only book that ever took him out of bed two hours sooner than he wished to be.
Personally I am a great believer in bed, in constantly keeping horizontal. The heart and everything else goes slower and the whole system is refreshed.
But someone came to me and said “The little fishes are in bed.” I said to him, and I said it plain “Then you must wake them up again.” I said it very loud and clear, I went and shouted in his ear. But he was very stiff and proud, He said “You needn’t shout […]
No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
Did you ever sleep at the foot of the bed? When the weather was a-whizzin’cold, When the wind was whistlin’around the house, And the moon was as “yeller” as gold? You give your good warm mattress up To Aunt Lizzy and Uncle Fred, Too many kinfolks on a bad night, So you went to the […]
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
