On the chest of a barmaid in Sale – Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!
Beer Quotes
For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear […]
He that buys land buys many stones. He that buys flesh buys many bones. He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Give a man a beer, he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he’ll waste a lifetime.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!
Religions change, but beer and wine remain.
Man’s way to God is with beer in hand.
