He that buys land buys many stones. He that buys flesh buys many bones. He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
Beer Quotes
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Give a man a beer, he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he’ll waste a lifetime.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
Why certainly I’d like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he’s pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he’s playing outfield and who’s always thinking about two innings ahead just what he’ll do to baffle the other […]
A Chief stood before his CPO selectees with several items in front of him. When the session began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the group if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. […]
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Beer is a wholesome liquor – it abounds with nourishment.
