Beer Quotes

Religions change, but beer and wine remain.

Man’s way to God is with beer in hand.

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!

There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.

Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm of love makin’.

We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King. (The Winter’s Tale)

Well ya see Norm, it’s like this – A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general […]

I will make it felony to drink small beer. (Henry VI)

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.