Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Beer Quotes
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Give a man a beer, he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he’ll waste a lifetime.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!
Religions change, but beer and wine remain.
Man’s way to God is with beer in hand.
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.
Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm of love makin’.
Remember “I”! before “E”, except in Budweiser.
