You’re born naked and the rest is drag.
Birth Quotes
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
All men have one entrance into life, and the like going out. (Wisdom of Solomon 7:6)
A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world. (John 16:21)
Birth does not lead to greatness; but the cultivation of virtues by a person leads him to greatness.
A guest on Groucho Marx’s “You Bet Your Life” television show was a woman who had given birth to twenty-two children. “I love my husband,” the woman explained sheepishly. “I love my cigar too,” Groucho said, “but I take it out once in a while.” (Reportedly Apocryphal)
I often like to say “Well I remember being born and slipping out of my mother and looking back up and saying – Well that’s the last time I’m ever going up one of those!”
To heir is human.
Only three things in life are certain birth, death and change.
