Birth Quotes

You’re born naked and the rest is drag.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

To heir is human.

Only three things in life are certain birth, death and change.

The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of reproduction. All nations and all empires first felt decadence gnawing at them when their birth rate fell off.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death.

The hour which gives us life begins to take it away.