The hour which gives us life begins to take it away.
Birth Quotes
Birth is the beginning of death.
We all enter the world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn’t have to stop there.
I feel cheated never being able to know what it’s like to get pregnant, carry a hild and breast feed.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
The soul is born… It has a slow and dark birth, more mysterious than the birth of the body. When the soul of a man is born in this country there are nets flung at it to hold it back from flight. You talk to me of nationality, language, religion. I shall try to fly […]
My female friends had told me that giving birth was like shitting a water melon. They lied. It’s like excreting a block of flats -complete with patios, awnings, clothes-lines, television aerials, satellite dishes, back-yard barbecues, kidney-shaped swimming pools, gazebos and double-garage extensions with the cars parked outside.
Why, when I was told the news, I felt wings upon my shoes; And gallivanted down the street, Wanting to be indiscreet. And shout to all the world that I, Was about to multiply.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
