A Vegas audience…is different from any other audience. It’s raucous and full of people that are definitely peaking. They’re either there for a bachelorette or a 21st birthday.
It was a special thrill to meet, paint and hang out with Ringo Starr. I painted a series of portraits of Ringo to celebrate his birthday one year. I also painted a Baldwin piano for him benefitting one of his charities, MusiCares, which helps musicians in times of need. I painted a second piano for […]
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita.
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.
Alice couldn’t help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him: 365 minus 1 equals 364. Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. “That seems to be done right – ” he began. “You’re holding it upside down!” Alice interrupted. “To be sure I was!” Humpty […]
What is there to celebrate? Birthdays are automatic things. Anyway, birthdays are for children.
On Friday, June 12th, I woke up at six o’clock and no wonder; it was my birthday. But of course I was not allowed to get up at that hour, so I had to control my curiosity until a quarter to seven. Then I could bear it no longer, and went to the dining room, […]
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.