Alice couldn’t help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him: 365 minus 1 equals 364. Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. “That seems to be done right – ” he began. “You’re holding it upside down!” Alice interrupted. “To be sure I was!” Humpty […]
What is there to celebrate? Birthdays are automatic things. Anyway, birthdays are for children.
On Friday, June 12th, I woke up at six o’clock and no wonder; it was my birthday. But of course I was not allowed to get up at that hour, so I had to control my curiosity until a quarter to seven. Then I could bear it no longer, and went to the dining room, […]
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.