A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.
Birthday Quotes
Alice couldn’t help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him: 365 minus 1 equals 364. Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. “That seems to be done right – ” he began. “You’re holding it upside down!” Alice interrupted. “To be sure I was!” Humpty […]
What is there to celebrate? Birthdays are automatic things. Anyway, birthdays are for children.
On Friday, June 12th, I woke up at six o’clock and no wonder; it was my birthday. But of course I was not allowed to get up at that hour, so I had to control my curiosity until a quarter to seven. Then I could bear it no longer, and went to the dining room, […]
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.
