You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. (“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!”)
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it’s a good idea to turn off the sound.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! That we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! (Othello)
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
Our brains are seventy year clocks, the angel of life winds them up once and for all, then closes the case, and gives the key into the hands of the angel of resurrection.
Brain – the apparatus with which we think that we think.
He: Let’s end it all, bequeathin’ our brains to science. She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their own brains.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
The evolution of the brain not only overshot the needs of prehistoric man, it is the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ which it does not know how to use.