Brains Quotes

You’ve got the brains of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

The human brain is like a railroad freight car – guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.

And this is only one of the differences between men’s and women’s brains. Another difference involves a brain part called the “cingulate gyrus,” which is the sector where emotions are located. The Reuters article does not describe the cingulate gyrus, but presumably in women it is a structure the size of a mature cantaloupe, containing […]

Brains are like hearts – they go where they are appreciated.

Long whiskers cannot take the place of brains.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)