Bribery Quotes

A bribe is a charm to the one who gives it; wherever he turns, he succeeds. (Proverbs 17:8)

A gift opens the way for the giver and ushers him into the presence of the great. (Proverbs 18:16)

(It is) very much better to bribe a person than kill him…

How beautiful are your feet in sandals, O prince’s daughter! The curves of your thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a skillful workman. Your navel is a rounded goblet which lacks no blended beverage. Your waist is a heap of wheat set about with lilies. Your two breasts are like two […]

Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.

We have a little sister, and she has no breasts. What shall we do for our sister in the day when she is spoken for? (Song of Solomon 8:8)

Though the bribe be small, yet the fault is great.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?”

Asebia: We never valued right and wrong But as they serve our cause. Zelota: Our business was to please the throng, and court their wind applause. Asebia For this we bribed the lawyer’s tongue and then destroyed the laws.

A carrot on a stick.