Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.
Bribery Quotes
We have a little sister, and she has no breasts. What shall we do for our sister in the day when she is spoken for? (Song of Solomon 8:8)
Though the bribe be small, yet the fault is great.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?”
Asebia: We never valued right and wrong But as they serve our cause. Zelota: Our business was to please the throng, and court their wind applause. Asebia For this we bribed the lawyer’s tongue and then destroyed the laws.
A carrot on a stick.
Where many a Client Verdict miss’d for want of Greazing in the fist.
A gift given in secret soothes anger, and a bribe concealed in the cloak pacifies great wrath.
And if thou freely wilt, in bribes thy coyne bestowe, both judge, and jurie will bee prest, all favor thee to showe: Yea Gods from heaven will hither come, all honor thee to doe.
He that buyeth magistracy will seek justice.
