Bribery Quotes

Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.

We have a little sister, and she has no breasts. What shall we do for our sister in the day when she is spoken for? (Song of Solomon 8:8)

Though the bribe be small, yet the fault is great.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?”