Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats Quotes
I rarely meddled in the cat’s personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
The Opponent sat there in the Hat, giggling idiotically, squeezing it spasmodically. There was, in fact, talk afterwards about committing him to an institution, which would have caused a terrific international scandal, but the Cat generously undertook his reconstruction, beginning all over with the ABC’s and a bunch of other letters the Cat had thought […]
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort.
How you behave toward cats here below will determine your status in heaven.