I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Cats Quotes
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort.
How you behave toward cats here below will determine your status in heaven.
‘A cat may look at a king,’ said Alice. ‘I’ve read that in some book, but I don’t remember where.’ ‘Tut, tut, child!’ said the Duchess. ‘Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.’ And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice’s side as she spoke.
If we eliminated the dog from our lives, nothing much would happen to our ecology. Independent of man, the dog is a vandal. With man, he does a little sheep-herding, a little watch-dogging. He helps law enforcement officers control the troublesome ghetto-dwellers and protest marchers. He sniffs out “hash”and “grass.”He goes out on weekends and […]
While the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys, redheads derive from cats.
We all have our ‘good old days’ tucked away inside our hearts, and we return to them in daydreams like cats to favorite armchairs.
I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room.
The trouble with adopting a cat is that they always have kittens.
